The Best Band Championship!

T1 woke up this morning and announced an exciting event he planned himself!  He also wrote a Press Release about it, which we sent to Jeff and Grandma.  Here is what he wrote:

PRESS RELEASE

“The Best Band Championship is today!  Whoever has the best songs in their greatest hits album will be The Band of the Century!  The two bands are They Might Be Giants and The Beatles.

To get one point the judge has to tell the bands which one of the two songs he’s just heard and liked better.  When he says which song he liked better, that band gets a point.

Representing the bands are Giant Microbes (more on these later), little Beanie Baby sized stuffed animals that are one million times their actual size.  There are the exact same number of Microbes as there are people in the actual band.

Representing They Might Be Giants are: Brain Cell (John), and Salmonella (John)

Representing The Beatles are: Flesh Eating Virus (George), Sore Throat (John), Flu (Ringo), and West Nile Virus (Paul)

The Championship ends when the judge has heard every song in both of the bands’ greatest hits albums.  The albums competing today are: The Beatles 1, and User’s Guide to They Might Be Giants.  (T1) will be the judge for this century’s contest.”

Competition is fierce, and the score is currently very close.  The boys had to take a break, however, due to the robots attacking.  This happens a lot around here, so don’t worry about us.

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Why Am I Here?

Do I really need a blog?  I don’t know if I’m clever or interesting enough to maintain this long-term.  We’ll see.

For now, I have big plans for this place of mine in space.  I want to add our boys’ LibraryThing inventory, which I am updating now.  I want to upload a bucket of photos to Flickr and put it in my sidebar.  I would love to add counters and my Delicious links…  Basically I want to clutter the place up with stuff so my online house looks like my B&M house.  C&S (Cedar & Shingle) house?

I won’t be adding my personal bookshelf from LibraryThing just yet…  Too much smut for a homeschooling blog.  :)   Not exactly Great Books, or Harvard Classics–though there are those as well.

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InHome Conference, March 5-7, St. Charles, IL

Settlers of DuPage County  Pic of T1 and me from his session

This past weekend Thing 1, Jeff and I went to the InHome Conference at Pheasant Run Resort in St. Charles, IL.  It was pretty cool and I’m glad we went–even with the fire alarm evacuation one day and a power outtage the next.

The sessions I enjoyed most:

(Fri) Classical Education in the Early Years with Dr. Andrew Campbell — This is the session in which the fire alarm was activated by some kid trying to use the emergency exit.  Kids.  We evacuated to the lawn and continued our discussion outdoors, and I find myself intrigued by the Classical Ed. concept.  I think the boys would really enjoy it, so I bought Drew’s book, The Latin-Centered Curriculum, and plan to delve into it further.  We’re not far off, so incorporating more wouldn’t be a stretch.

(Fri) The Power and Art of the Homeschooler’s Blog with Andrea Rennick — I snuck in a half hour early for quiet time, which was *also* one of my favorite sessions.  Andrea (can I call you Andrea?) was hysterical (funny way vs. crazy woman needs meds way)…  This helped immensely because Pheasant Run sucks big with the amenities, and we had a horrible time actually doing the “Blog” portion of the scheduled entertainment.  A mysterious guy in the audience, with a black hat and a walkie-talkie, saved the day.  Andrea was a total rock star, however the technical crap shook out, and inspired me to do my own blog. This very blog.  Bask in its awesomeness.  She was pretty awesome too, so sign up and blog about her like I am. I am adding a category, “Sucking Up,” in honor of this entry.

(Sat) Great Books and Socratic Method Resources with Pattie Kelley-Huff — I enjoyed her Last Child in the Woods session last year, and thought this new topic sounded promising.  I’m thinking about starting a book discussion group with the younger local kids, and now I feel like I could probably swing it without looking like a complete ass.  I aim high in everything, so anything short of “complete ass” spells victory to me.  Pattie Kelley-Huff was interesting to listen to and had a great handout, so I can pretty much fake it ’til I make it.  If I can’t hold my own with a pack of kids, then maybe I shouldn’t be homeschooling, yes?

(Sat) Homeschooling Gifted Students with Cindi Link — Cindi could rule the world if she chose to do so.  I belong to her HSGS group in Evanston and credit it with talking me back from the ledge, so to speak, on many occasions.  Raising gifted kids isn’t always a cakewalk.  Homeschooling them?  OMG  Life is never dull, and often quite fascinating.  Anyway, if you’re in the Chicagoland area and h’schooling a gifted child, then e-mail Cindi for more information about the group: cindi@marketinganalytics.com

(Sat) Homeschooling the Gifted Student: A Panel Discussion with Cindi Link — This was probably the best session of the whole conference, mainly because I was on the panel!  Lives were changed.

THE TALENT SHOW!  After the last session, I met up with my peeps for the talent show.  Jeff and I sat off to the side while T1 sat with the kids up front (T2 was at home with the grandparents).  There was, indeed, serious talent represented from a bunch of the kids.  Then there was the stand-up comic.  Holy cow, I couldn’t stop laughing, but for the wrong reason.  This boy very bravely stood up and told one inappropriate joke after another.  While Jeff and I giggled, I glanced around the crowd and noted more than a few horrified parents.  99.9 percent of the kids had no idea what the heck he was talking about…  Though this was a nonsectarian deal, there were boatloads of religious families, who, I’m sure, were not finding the comedic stylings to be wholesome family fun.  The kid was totally jazzed when he finished his last joke, a gem about a drunk Irish guy threatening a fly that was drinking his beer.  Then our comic jumped off the front of the stage and ran off, without a whole lot of applause I might add.  Go big or go home I suppose, and he went big.  That’s where we exited as well–a perfect ending to our conference experience.

Posted in Classical Education, Conferences, Gifted, Inappropriate Humor, Jeff, Socratic Discussion, Sucking Up, Thing 1 (T1), Thing 2 (T2) | 1 Comment

There Goes the Neighborhood

So now I have this blog and I’ll be blathering on about every little detail until even my own mother won’t read it anymore.  Good for me.  No, actually, good for *you*!  You’re lucky to know me.

I’ll refer to my 7 year-old son as Thing 1, and my 3 year-old as Thing 2.  I was going to call Thing 2 by “Enthusiast,” which is a euphemism his dad uses to describe him.

Kim: “He’s an absolute maniac!”

Jeff: “He’s an Enthusiast.”

The husband is Jeff, and I am Kim.  We also have a cat, Merlin, who currently vomits on the carpet daily.

Nice to meet you.

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